Friar Tucked

Literally means 'fucked'.
Can be used to describe somebody that is ridiculously drunk, or something that is broken etc.

"hahaha look at him, he's friar tucked!"
"Oh bollocks, my car is friar tucked!"

by Lubo25 January 24, 2009

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Friar Tuck

The coarse ring of hair around the anus resembling the ring hairline and bald center of Friar Tuck.

Rob was looking forward to a little analingus with his new girlfriend Carol. He was about to go down and savor some of her booty juice when he spotted her Friar Tuck and was completely turned off and told her she needed to wax.

by Eaton Holgoode May 04, 2015

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poop tuck

when you go to the bathroom and walk out with your shirt tucked in

Johnny looks a little different after he freshened up, must be the poop tuck

by Peacedancer April 22, 2023

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Gumble Tuck

The act of a large man lifting his fat flap in order to insert his penis into a woman, regardless of the orifice.

I am so fat that i needed a good gumble tuck in order to make sexy time with the $3 whore down the street.

by heat nuts December 16, 2010

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Alt Tuck

fell off after Alt... some say he still cries about it today. slaves away in the ioN bunker under command of ioN Shawn. tuck is a cool guy though with lots of money

i’m a s*ck f**k, my name is Alt Tuck!

by ionized member April 15, 2019

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