1. A common food associated with Mexican cuisine served with salsa.
2. A style of shaved pubic hair. It is the shape of a triangle (similar in size of a Tortilla Chip).
2. A style of shaved pubic hair. It is the shape of a triangle (similar in size of a Tortilla Chip).
~I went to the salon today and changed it up from the landing strip to tortilla chip!
~I wish my girl wouldn't shave her poon bald and at least leave a tortilla chip!
~I wish my girl wouldn't shave her poon bald and at least leave a tortilla chip!
by RobYo March 28, 2009
Get the Tortilla Chip mug.Man, I would give that chick a "ukranian purple tortoise" any day, but i can't because her boobs are the same size.
by spoon on my nips March 9, 2009
Get the ukranian purple tortoise mug.A neighborhood in Leucadia, California. Also the name of the local punks' tagging crew. Sometimes tagged TxFx ENC
Damn! It look like the Tortilla Flats crew went through a whole can of color on your wall last night Mikey!
by w. Coastal Eddie March 4, 2007
Get the Tortilla Flats mug.One of the best foods of our time. Teenage girls like to feast on them at sleepovers, specifically ones with the name of Sarah and Rachel. Will drive for hours just to get a taste.
Sarah : Is there any more tortellinis in the fridge?
Rachel : ...No.
Sarah : FUCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!
Rachel : ...No.
Sarah : FUCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!
by raaaachelll January 12, 2009
Get the tortellinis mug.The structural integrity of a tortilla in a burrito. This is dependent on the rate of absorption of the delicious burrito juices. As the tortegrity degrades there is an increased danger of all the precious burrito-stuffs spilling out. Complete failure of tortegrity can result in sadness, injury, or death.
STEVE: "Houston its not looking good up here, at this rate of decay we will have imminent tortegrity failure in a matter of minutes! I don't think we can save the rest of this burrito."
HOUSTON: "You have no choice, power through!! We cannot simply abandon our investment!"
STEVE:"I'll try sir." (OM NOM NOM NOM NOM)
HOUSTON: "Steve do you read me? What's your situation up there?"
STEVE:(OM NOM NOM) "We have complete tortegrity failure....Oh sweet purple velvet Jesus, IT'S EVERYWHERE!!"
HOUSTON:"Steve!... Steve!... Answer me goddamnit!"
STEVE: (Akkkaghhrhrggrggg)
HOUSTON:"Steve!... Come in!... Steve... NO! We've lost him!
....
"Damn...Why do we keep sending them to Chipotle?"
HOUSTON: "You have no choice, power through!! We cannot simply abandon our investment!"
STEVE:"I'll try sir." (OM NOM NOM NOM NOM)
HOUSTON: "Steve do you read me? What's your situation up there?"
STEVE:(OM NOM NOM) "We have complete tortegrity failure....Oh sweet purple velvet Jesus, IT'S EVERYWHERE!!"
HOUSTON:"Steve!... Steve!... Answer me goddamnit!"
STEVE: (Akkkaghhrhrggrggg)
HOUSTON:"Steve!... Come in!... Steve... NO! We've lost him!
....
"Damn...Why do we keep sending them to Chipotle?"
by The Inverted Euphemism November 19, 2011
Get the tortegrity mug.A girl who is obsessed with squirrels, largely because she was born a squirrel, but then through a blood ritual she was transmuted into the body of a poor human, who was at the wrong place at the wrong time. She looks like a normal girl, but if you look at her butt you will notice a small nub of hair, remnaints of the tail she used to have. If you come across her, you better run, or else she will hunt you down and slaughter you. She will feed her baby squirrel/human creations with your ravaged body.
Bro have you checked if that girl is a Torterolo.
A man has recently disappeared on his way home, local officials believe he was another victim of Torterolo
A man has recently disappeared on his way home, local officials believe he was another victim of Torterolo
by kilo the grandmaster January 3, 2014
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