Apply through your teeth

To euphamise one's skills and/or work ethic on a work application with the intent of having your application receive a more favorable consideration. It is an unwritten rule of applying for jobs, i.e., it is expected that you apply through your teeth. Remember, it's not lying - it's applying.

Question: How often have you skipped school: never, on occasion, only as much as everyone else does, or always?

Applicant: Hmm, let's see. Well, I do skip on occasion, so...

Friend: Dude, apply through your teeth. Tell them you never skip. That's what they're expecting you to say.

Applicant: Alright, next question.

Question: I disagree with others frequently. Strongly agree, agree, neutral, disagree, or strongly disagree?

Applicant: Wtf! It's a trick question >_<

by Trinadtsat Tomitsu August 10, 2006

pube teeth

getting a chicks pubes stuck in your teeth and mouth, and not realizing it till much later.

Yeah Baby, when I was leaving your house, I was talking to your mom, and I totally noticed I had pube teeth, how embarassing!

by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

skin teeth

word of jamaican origin meening to smile and show ones teeth

oswald made fifty brick and now he's skinin teet

skin teeth - smile

skin teeth - grin

by yadaddytdon January 6, 2009

Teeth

The only part of our bones that we clean.

i brush my teeth

by fqgfhe October 17, 2018

teethman

a teethman is basically a pac-man like figure with abnormally large teeth. teethman (plural teethmen) are usually found in notebook doodles where the artist is too un-artistic to draw anything more complex than pac-man, but wants to pretend to be cool at the same time.

That teethman has large teeth, but certainly isnt a work of art.

by S. Malloy August 27, 2005

Tetherblobs

Enormous sagging boobs. To the point where you could literally play tetherball with them, because they are very blobish.

Look at the size of those tetherblobs.

Wow we could play a great game of tetherball with those tetherblobs.

by Lucky Bastard March 7, 2007

Teeth snacks

Offering of open mouth for kissing.

The girl that you have a crush on finally gives in for a make-out session. She gives you "Teeth Snacks".

by Craig Foster February 22, 2009