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People from English town areas who walk about wearing tracksuit pants white Nike or Adidas baseball caps football tops Nike running shoes fake jewellery & in the winter time wear football scarfs around their mouths and lower nose,They are usually seen hanging outside local MACE stores or out the front of a shopping center complex smoking ciggarettes and trying their best to get girls attention
Person 1 :"I hate going into Middlesbrough to many tonwies about"

Person 2:Me to why don't they do something with their lives instead of hanging outside shopping centers trying to look cool,Stupid townies"
Townie by Harry69 February 24, 2011
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fashionable among wealthy or stylish people.
"Its the toniest restaurant EVER!"
toniest by Testme January 31, 2014
Pile of shit ~ people from eir og Ennis

Pile of shit and can’t hurl for their life
who’s ur wan ? Fcking townie
Townie by Y tho _ March 2, 2019
Someone who has never lived outside of their hometown or county. They often consider themselves to be popular members of the community, yet they are willfully ignorant of the fact that no one knows, or cares, who they are outside of their home turf. They also like to give life advice, although their life experience is based on only a handful of local towns and villages.
"Here comes Roger... another hick townie nobody."
townie by Omniscientific July 11, 2019

Townie lizard 

A local woman who tries to fuck every fraternity brother that she meets at the bar.
Man I when to the bar and those townie lizards surrounded me.

Bar Townie 

A woman that goes to a bar in the town she lives in, who trys to fuck the local college boys.
Man! Look at Terry those Bar Townies are over him.
Bar Townie by The hater going hate November 12, 2019
the little shits that puts the english culture to shame (even though, our culture would still is full of bullshit without them, but hey, thats what happens when the left wing is so far left its pratically fucking right...)
you stupid little dick heads, cant you see your digging your own grave. You go on about us being middle class knobs, and "what du yu no u chat shit." i would advise firstly if you want to be taken seriously, expand your vocabulary to more than just "fu*koff" and "c***", and secondly, when trying to put across your not-even-considered-view on your crappy little "cultured" manners, you use grammer. oh, wait, you were probally truenting that english lesson...
townie by sweetpeabrain January 2, 2004