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Tornado

Well, a REAL tornado is a funnel of air which decends from the clouds, (Most likely to be Cumonolibious) and reaches the ground, destroying anything in it's path. A tornado useally lasts for 15-20 minutes, with wind speeds up to 300mph! On the 3rd April an outstanding 24 tornadoes occured in Tornado Ally. (Kansas, Nebraska, Oklahoma and Texas) The tornado season starts from around April to August. Beware!
There was a tornado (Also known as a twister, cyclone or even mistakenly called a hurricane) in The Wizard of Oz, starring Judy Garland as Dorothy Gale. The film was made in 1939. There are several tornado films too such as, Atomic Twister, Tornado, Twister, Night of the Twisters and Tornadoes - we hardly Knew Ye. There was an episode about tornadoes in Eerie Indiana.
by Barney Leigh April 7, 2005
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Honkie Tonkie

A Texan Homosexual man who rides beneath the horse instead on top.
Gay cowboy 1: Billy im just a regular gay cowboy

Gay cowboy 2: No your not your a flammin Honkie Tonkie
by Bum killa 101 April 4, 2009
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Tonk

A well built, extremely muscular and frankly beast of a man.
Or
A huge women, big mama-esque.
Fam, that yute is tonk!
Or

Wow she is tonk, not about that life ?!?
by Vybzmafia November 4, 2017
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tonkle

n. juvenile euphemism for a bowel movement.
v. to defecate
(compare to tinkle)
Father: Are you doing the pee pee dance, Timmy?
Timmy: No, I need to tonkle.
Father: Okay, don't forget to wipe.
by Lingrad August 15, 2005
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tonk

Pronoun. Used as a jargon term better Border Patrol Agents to describe someone who is present in the United States illegally. (Exception: Some Dim-witted TCA PA's use the term UDA, even though most TONKS are well documented in IDENT as illegal.)
"Grab that guy over there in the Cowboys jacket. He's a Tonk too."
by Johnny Williams May 13, 2005
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torn asunder

torn apart, ripped, broken, chewed up. generally torn in to pieces
Kid: My dog ate my homework!
Teacher: Are you sure?
Kid: Yes!?
Teacher: I know it was torn asunder!
Kid: Crap!
by Ashley Scott Gwinnell September 29, 2005
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