shrimp season

When it’s so cold your dick goes small e.g. winter time is shrimp season

“Aye bro you got a small dick”
“Nah g trust me it’s just shrimp season”

by Kdawggydawgdawg March 14, 2021

Simp Shrimp

A short ass simp that looks like a shrimp

All of class of 2023 are simp shrimps (verb)

The senior beat the simp into a simp shrimp paste (noun)

by digo_bone October 18, 2019

shrimp boat

A term to describe the acrid smell of a nasty bitches vagina.

Sweet jesus it smells like a shrimp boat down here.

by Lifter5 January 13, 2008

Bearded Shrimp

When having sex on the beach after engaging in intercourse for a while, slip yourself and stick your penis in the sand. After coating yourself nicely place yourself back into your female companion and hang on for the ride.

We were at the beach and she was hassling me so I decided to slip her the bearded shrimp while going at it.

by smeghead February 4, 2005

shrimp vibes

When a guy just gives you shrimp vibes

Becky :tell him to send

Maria :idk he gives me shrimp vibes

by Gump July 29, 2020

shrimp taco

Refering to one who lacks skill or common sense.

Sam: Alan can't even tie is own shoes!

Fred: He's a shrimp taco

by JonasV May 31, 2016

shrimp boating

The act of sucking ejaculate out of an anus through a straw. Usually performed by homosexual men.

Gary was tossing my salad before he slammed me, and after he shot his load up my ass, I gave him a crazy straw and made him go shrimp boating, it was to die for!

by El Donko Puncho May 29, 2009