rusty trumbone

a guy stands up strait. a girl then blows on his asshole and beatshim off from behind.

Jonas gave Austin a rusty trumbone to get him off.

by GMon November 9, 2003

tromboner

When an instrumentalist’s (generally those who play brass instruments) penis grows so large and erect, it gives the illusion of a trombone.

James used his massive tromboner to mine the hard to reach places in Suzan’s gaping hole. Amongst the moaning, you could hear a soft, but noticeable “BUM BUM BUM!” signifying the presence of a tromboner.

by Ted Chang April 17, 2006

Second chair rusty trombone

A threesome variation on the standard rusty trombone. While a girl is eating a guy's ass, she adds in a Dutch rudder for the other girl. Essentially guiding the other girls arm as she jacks off the guy's cock.

What a wild night, we even had a girl sitting Second chair rusty trombone.

by MooseCock24 May 20, 2009

trombone

A slide whistle with delusions of grandeur.

"What's that you playing son, some kind of slide whistle-paperclip?"
"Nope, its a trombone. Best brass instrument ever created."
"I still think its a slide whistle."

by Quarter Mex w/ Cheese June 21, 2005

slide trombone

The act of sucking one's ass while giving a hand job

Alex gave Taylor a slide trombone last night.

by Anonymous October 20, 2003

the only girl trombonist

the most kick-ass girl in band. deals with all the crap given by testosterone filled section, but all in all loves the guys who combined with her make the best section ever.

guy 1: wow shes so...so....
guy 2: she's the only girl trombonist
guy 1: oh..

by me90119 January 1, 2012

Trombone Pussy

When the labia is so stretchy, you can literally pull it out like a trombone slide.

Loren: dude how was Stella last night
Me: meh. She had that trombone pussy, so it was pretty loose down there

by dankest of teh dank February 2, 2015