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Threesome

Something my sister wants to have but will never get.
STOP DEAR SISTER YOU WILL NOT HAVE A THREESOME
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Oaxacan Threesome

When a woman goes home with the bartender for coitus, only to find out after the fact that he is also a mezcal rep.
“We hooked up, but it turned into a Oaxacan threesome. Fuck that douche.”
by freakforfernet March 16, 2023
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North American Threesome

When an American a Mexican and a Canadian have a threesome. For geographical accuracy Canadian on top American in the middle and the Mexican on bottom.
The other night I met a woman from Ottawa and a woman from Mexico City and they were interested in a North American Threesome
by Hvactree October 11, 2023
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Lonely Threesome

When you are supposed to be having a hot threesome but the other two participants are giving you zero attention whilst humping at each other like no tomorrow
Dude, even if somehow you finally managed to get Kirsty and Stacey into bed at the same time, it'd be a lonely threesome for you mate.
by Charlocharlo December 23, 2023
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American Communist threesome

a sexual experience between three consenting adults (threesome) in which any sexual act is allowed as long as two of them agree to the act; a “true democracy” threesome in which a third adult must comply with any sexual act that the other two agree on.
My bro and I had an American Communist threesome with a woman last Saturday night and it was insane!
by Joe Regularly December 23, 2023
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canoe threesome

When three people have sex on top of any furniture or other apparatus that is tippy like a canoe.
Remember when we had that canoe threesome with the old lady from down the street and she almost broke her hip?
by ChairmanTJ January 5, 2024
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Goblins Threesome

A sex act in which involved three men fucking in braid train/human centipede formation. This is often performed in the underground goblin community, where members participate in goblin activity.
Dude, did you hear Sebastian had a Goblins Threesome last night? He was in the middle, a perfect Kentucky sandwich!
by MexicanBoi13 April 18, 2023
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