Stop Pursuing Things, Start Pursuing Him

When what you need is the presence of Jesus and His favor and blessing in your life to make you a success, and not the material things you have accumulated.

If you let your big job title, fat bank account, or connections with people of influence be your life success, you’ll feel like a failure when these are gone; however, when you’ve Jesus in your life, you needn’t try to be a success, because you’re a success—stop pursuing things, start pursuing Him.

by MathPlus January 2, 2019

ain't no such things as halfway crooks

the motto of Saudi Arabia

saudi police: I see you just stole a piece of bread, I'm gonna have to cut off your hand for that

thief: That's not fair, it was only a piece of bread!

saudi police: Sorry baby, ain't no such things as halfway crooks *slashes hand off with le epic curved sword*

by timhoe December 15, 2020

rings 'n' things

Organic chemistry, because of the appearance of benzene rings and similar structures used to notate the shapes of molecules.

What kind of science class do you have today? Is it rings 'n' things?

by pentozali November 18, 2005

Two things from Texas

Aka "Steers and Queers"

An expression for a party where a large amount of gay dudes and ugly women are present.

Jake: "Hey dude, how's the party?"

Danny: "It's two things from Texas"

Jake: "What?"

Danny: "Steers and Queers"

by Casually Moral April 22, 2011

stuff n things

When someone asks what you’re doing and you don’t know how to answer

HEEEYY bro, whatcha been doing?
stuff n things

by PersonGuy101 November 30, 2017

do me bad things

1. Sodomise me
2. a really crap rock band from the early '00s

line from a really distasteful RRP porn:
"mama, help me, nasty men do me bad things"

by Noxema-Tapioca March 7, 2009

This is why we can't have nice things

what do i need to say.

want an example of This is why we can't have nice things? urban dictionary would have been an better place if HORNY PEOPLE NEVER EXISTED

by someone else thats not u March 3, 2021