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spending the morning gold

I always begin my day by going to the toilet and spending the morning gold.
by time-it August 21, 2010
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Spanking the moonface

Another slang for masturbating, pleasuring ones self or fingering.
May be used in conjunction with beating the pufferfish.
Person A: What are you doing?
Person B: Beating the pufferfish.
Person A: What the actual....?
Person B: You know, spanking the moonface.
Person A: Ah.... I'll leave you to it then.
by Tbell November 9, 2014
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Circumcizing The Mosquito

Over analyzing something that usually doesn't need much thought; looking too far into circumstantial possibilities.
Worrying about who your third string QB is when you have a pro bowl starter is just Circumcizing The Mosquito a little bit.
by billythekid9797 October 2, 2016
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down to the mound

when an individual accepts a penis into ones oral cavity so as to touch the nose to the pubic "mound". AKA deep throat.
i wasn't really into her, but as i was trying to show her the way out, she went down to the mound, and now i wanna see her again.
by J-N-D December 16, 2008
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Boner in the Mouth

This asphalt pie is like a boner in the mouth!
by Shizbonerz November 16, 2011
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Hall of the Mountain King

A famous classical piece written by Edvard Grieg. The song starts off with a gentle but catchy beat, but slowly speed up and intensifies. It gives you a sense of something spiraling out of control, escalating into chaos. Paired with the right clip, this song can produce a hilarious video.
"Hall of the Mountain King" played in my head during finals week, as I was overwhelmed with hours of homework and studying, my grades slowly spinning out of control.
by Sarcastic_Sarcasm January 31, 2017
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Pissing on the Moooon

A famous line from the sonic adventure 2 fandub about eggman dissing shadow he hedgehog for posting his nudes on twitter dot com
I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!
by hey shitass October 28, 2020
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