Russian Army

An “army filled with corruption, lack of training, no will to fight, equipment older than your grandpa, and so incompetent that it will made zhukov throw a temper tantrums.

Dimitri: Dude ivan said he found a washing machine in Ukraine

Boris: nah he’s in the Russian Army you? He probably stole it from someones home

by Russian warship go fuck urself January 18, 2023

Red Russian

a mix of vodka and redbull

Bro 1: "Man you were a straight commie last night"
Bro 2: "What?"
Bro 2: "Going crazy of those Red Russians"

by steezyfool November 20, 2010

Russian Winter

A term used by Armchair Historians, typically seen on Reddit or in uncivil Youtube Comment Sections.

Person 1: WW2...what can I say except I know everything about it from Oversimplified...
Person 2: What did you learn?
Person 1: Russian Winter lol

by Laurie Cathal November 20, 2020

Russian tornado

When you pour alcohol into a girls anus then insert you're penis and make a whirling motion like a tornado

Bra I gave this girl a Russian tornado last night I poured vodka in her ass and gave her the tornado

by Stupid Steve 69 May 11, 2016

Jolly Russian

Vodka with Jolly Ranchers dissolved in it.

Barkeep, one Jolly Russian Please!

by crumbones July 16, 2016

russian choker

When you cum down yo girl's throat then wrap your penis around her neck

Bro I couldn't think of any other way to get out of sex I had to use a Russian choker

by Friiedpickle78 November 5, 2021

Russian Towelette

When you go to take a shower and forget to grab a towel and have to use the hand towel to risk being seen naked.

Husband: Son be careful im playing Russian Towelette.
Son: Ewww Dad. Dont forget a towel next time.

by C/Cpt. MSG! March 16, 2011