When an elderly man voices views that are archaic, politically incorrect and out of date with social norms, but you have to agree with them anyway because of there age.
by Ollieeee December 14, 2020
Get the Old Man's Rightsmug. When a person acts as they comprehend what are you saying, then walk away and they did comprehend at all. They repeat the information incorrectly.
by Abbysworld April 10, 2021
Get the old man blockmug. by Iodop May 6, 2009
Get the Grimy Old Man Shoesmug. When a non-adult male ( between the age of 12 to 18) is flirting a female of the same age or younger ,like a 40 year-old business man would.
Boy 1: bruh I am trying so hard to show my feeling to my crush but this fuckboy dude is so much better
Boy 2: so he is 40 year old man flirting her .
Boy 2: so he is 40 year old man flirting her .
by TrippyWanderer23 March 24, 2020
Get the 40 year old man flirting hermug. When oral sex is engaged with an elderly male and he ejaculates wherever and the old man juice must be dried before the "Old Man Crunch" can be done. Once dried, take the dried old man juice, put it in ones mouth and make out.
(After ejaculation into the woman's hand.)
Woman: Cleetus, I think it's about dry!
Cleetus (Old Man): Alright lets boogie.
Woman: *Puts dried Cleetus juice in mouth and starts making out with Cleetus*
The "Old Man Crunch" has been completed.
Woman: Cleetus, I think it's about dry!
Cleetus (Old Man): Alright lets boogie.
Woman: *Puts dried Cleetus juice in mouth and starts making out with Cleetus*
The "Old Man Crunch" has been completed.
by Cleetus Brown July 14, 2010
Get the Old Man Crunchmug. A man that looks like old man Carl from the movie up also known as Michael 😂 he’s low key so stupid he’s a dick but he’s funny he’s always there for you in his own way
by ????$?$?$&!?&&?&!& July 5, 2022
Get the old man carlmug. by yungporoonthetrack July 24, 2022
Get the Old Man Syndromemug.