Actually, the use of "pop-tart" as an adjective for a slatternly pop singer was first coined by Mark Hänser in the Long Beach (California) Union Daily in 1983, first in reference to "Pat Bena-tart" then famously about Scandal's Patty Smyth (of "Goodbye To You" and "The Warrior" fame.)
By Mark Hänser, from the CSULB Union Daily's "finals week" issue of June, 1983:
"Pop Tart (pop tärt) n. 1. A delightful toaster pastry manufactured by Kellogg's of Battle Creek, MI. Often iced, the flaky treat is filled with either yummy fruits or some other sweet, such as chocolate or brown sugar-cinnamon. adj. 2. Patty Smyth, lead singer of the pop-rocking quintet Scandal. Possessing a certain fondness for leather-topped party dresses and long black gloves. Smyth follows in the footsteps of a long line of female perfomers who like to tease as much as torch. syn - Pat Benatar, Suzi Quatro."
"Pop Tart (pop tärt) n. 1. A delightful toaster pastry manufactured by Kellogg's of Battle Creek, MI. Often iced, the flaky treat is filled with either yummy fruits or some other sweet, such as chocolate or brown sugar-cinnamon. adj. 2. Patty Smyth, lead singer of the pop-rocking quintet Scandal. Possessing a certain fondness for leather-topped party dresses and long black gloves. Smyth follows in the footsteps of a long line of female perfomers who like to tease as much as torch. syn - Pat Benatar, Suzi Quatro."
by Victor Felix November 22, 2005
A combination of multiple slang words from Britain. The first being a police person and the second being a prostitute.
"That Tart turned out to be a real Jam Tart and I got arrested for it - I didn't even get a blowjob first!"
by CharlieSmith September 11, 2014
A car, usually a small one such as a Ford Ka or Fiat 500, (Tin can) crammed with attractive, excitable young women. tarts Most commonly seen on the highways at the start / end of college semesters. If you're driving something cool / unusual / vintage, they tend to get dizzy and play 'car leapfrog' or try and take photos of you.
by Buick59 November 08, 2011
When one male ejaculates inside another males anus and then proceeds to push the cum out onto the first males face to produce the 'custard tart'.
Male 1: Hey man I'm having a bad day, could you cheer me up with some anal sex?
Male 2: How about we smash out a custard tart? You hungry?
Male 2: How about we smash out a custard tart? You hungry?
by Cockaddict November 01, 2018
"supposedly-amazing"
something/someone who has the reputation of being outrageously cool/entertaining, but may or may not be in reality.
something/someone who has the reputation of being outrageously cool/entertaining, but may or may not be in reality.
"oh my gosh, yeah, that movie is tart-zing, want to see it friday?"
"yeah, she's tart-zing, but i hear she's not really all that cool."
"yeah, she's tart-zing, but i hear she's not really all that cool."
by ZOI May 29, 2007
A male of questionable sexual orientation; generally exhibiting undeniable sexual promiscuity, laziness, underdeveloped -or absent- cognitive powers, and lacking athletic prowess. In total: a terrible specimen of the male species.
dude, do you know where inaki is?
-um, i dont know who that is.
you know...the huge meat tart.
-oh.... i think he is slezzing it behind the port-a-potty.
-um, i dont know who that is.
you know...the huge meat tart.
-oh.... i think he is slezzing it behind the port-a-potty.
by jabu22 October 21, 2006
When all the guys at a party masterbates on a pop tart, and the last guy to nut on it has to eat the pop tart
by Glatter June 05, 2007