swinging utters

Banging a girl that has recently given birth and her swaying tits start lactating

I was drilling that new mom I have been seeing the other night and her swinging utters soaked the bed

by tbone23 August 3, 2015

swonking

The action of doing something completely badass without the knowledge of being able to do so. It can happen if drunk, high, or simply really euphoric or excited.

Dude 1: Holy crap! Oh my god! Holy crap! Oh my god!
Dude 2: (To Dude 3) Jesus Christ! How many pills did he swallow?
(Dude 1 does a backflip)
Dude 3: Shit! He high AF dude, he be swonking!

by HitlerOfGrammar June 16, 2016

swinging sally

When a woman swing slaps your balls right when you bust.

Yo, this girl did a swinging sally right when I came. I didn't care for it.

by biggerBill April 4, 2016

Swifting™

The absurd act of trademarking or attempting to trademark commonly used words and phrases, named after our dear friend miss Taylor Swift, who has actually trademarked such things as "this sick beat", "nice to meet you, where you been?", "I'll write your name", "blank space", and "1989".

See also: The Fine Bros trademarking "react", because for some inconceivable reason, they think they invented the reaction video. Because they're absolute wazzocks.

((Note: Swifting™ is NOT trademarked, the ™ is simply a stylization. I am not a Swifter™.))

-Did you hear about The Fine Bros?
-No, what did they do?
-Dude, they've been Swifting™ all over the place!

by syntheticanimal October 8, 2016

swinging ten

An expression used to describe a male with substantial phallic endowment (a large penis, i.e. a 10-inch cock).

"how the heck is that jabroni dating that hottie?"

"No doubt he's swinging ten!"

by Willimus June 22, 2016

swinging banjo

When a cat grabs onto a man's testicles and swings there until detached with significant effort.

That cat got me the other night. It made a right swinging banjo out of me.

by Lostcloud January 14, 2017

swaiting

When you wait for somehing bad to happen, so you start sweating.

Kyle: “hey, are you ready to take the test?”
Lyle: *intensely swaiting*

by Vodkakvas November 7, 2017