the sneaky bait and switch

When someone is passed out drunk you take their underwear off and shit in them and then slip them back on the unconscious individual.When they come-to they'll think they shit themselves.Naturally,everyone involved will taunt and tease the unfortunate one as if he really had pooped his/her shorts.

While my roommate was passed out,we dis the sneaky bait and switch on him.

by wolfbait51 May 13, 2011

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Master Bait N' Switch

When at an Asian Massage Parlor (AMP), hoping for a Happy Ending (ie: someone else will Master Bait you!) and they switch Masseusses on you. You start off with "Rub Mi Ping" the 23yr old Chinese gymnist, and once she sees you are "up" for it, sez she'll be right back. In comes Dragon Lady, 45+yrs old, to "upsell" you a Hand Job. Unless you want to walk out with a 2x4 in your pants and a set of Blue Balls glowing in the dark, you give in, soiling the sheets and your soul!
(at least for an hour, then you're horny again!!)

Guy1: That AMP has some fine lookin' Masseusses but they pull the Master Bait N' Switch on you!

Guy2: WTF? No way!!

Guy1: Yeah, a tight little Korean had my Timber all that, then they switched in Granny Oakley at the end to finish me off.

Guy2: STFU I'm gonna Blow my lunch!

by Touched Fondly February 5, 2007

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switcheroo

when engaging in doggy style sex with someone in a dark room, you breifly pull out, while a friend takes your place, with your partner none the wiser. while your friend is engaging in sex, you run around the house and wave at your partner through the window.

My twin brother and I pulled a switcheroo on my finace. she was pissed.

by daoofhamster June 24, 2006

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