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swerious

1) A compound of the words "swear" and "serious."
2) Swear to being serious.
This isn't a joke, I'm swerious.

I sweriously just saw a leprechaun.
by ksaywuh October 28, 2010
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Swerve

Hot girl: hi Gonz
Gonz: bitch, swerve .. I’m engaged
by Meme771 October 11, 2018
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swerson

it is a unit for measuring the penis.
Nanoswerson= 0,000001 mm
Microswerson= 0,001 mm
Miliswerson= 1 mm
Centiswerson= 1 cm
Dekaswerson= 100 cm
Swerson= 1 m
Kiloswerson= 1000 m
Megaswerson= 1 000 000 m
Gigaswerson= 1 000 000 000 m
Pikoswerson= 1 000 000 000 000 m
my penis have 30 miliswersons.
by Bich ass nigga May 1, 2022
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Ghetto Swerve

While driving, it is the act of swerving over even the smallest of dips in the road to avoid damaging your car.

The term is believed to have originated from the Inland Empire tuner scene in Southern California where teens would have their cars too low to handle the dips in the roads. Driving straight through the dips at normal driving speed or higher speeds would cause the car to scrape and/or bottom out damaging body pieces or suspension parts.

To avoid this, rather than slowing to a crawl, drivers would turn the wheel sharp just before entering the dip, then sharply turn the wheel the opposite direction while driving up from the dip. Straightening out once they have passed over the dip.
Passenger: "Gonna destroy your new body kit if you don't slow down for that dip up there."

Driver: "Nah, I'll just ghetto swerve over it."
by The Hos July 5, 2012
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G Swervo

The realest OG of them all. He has your back in any situation; always down to ride with the homies to fuck shit up. Never hesitates to full send it in any situation.
“Yo did you see WymanIsland, that man for sure a G Swervo!”
by qbert January 28, 2020
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sipp n swerve

the action of one driving intoxicated(on any level of intoxication) and drinking slowly out your cup while driving side to side on street or highway without regard for ones surroundings.
Gurl 1: "don't drink and drive its dangerous".

Guy 1: "nah, ima sipp n swerve on em."
by 817SeLfMaDeTx September 27, 2013
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Swerve

A bum or hobo, a crackhead, a fiend or begger.
Someone who is involved in drugs and other such things.
A homeless or nearly homeless person.
Swerves usually are: uneducated and dumb, dirty, smelly, unattractive, and have missing teeth and messy hair.
A swerve is fully, totally 100% dedicated to anything and everything they have to do to get what they want and needs, usually getting drugs, alcohol, tobacco, a prostitute, etc.
Swerves generally are found in groups, and on street corners or alleyways.
"Dont give that swerve a dollar!"
"Get the fuck outta my face, you fuckin swerve!"
"I need to sell this shit, Where all the swerves at?"
"Clean yourself up, you fuckin swerve!"
"If you got a couple bucks, or a rock, a swerve will clean your house, wash your car, steal shit and bring it to you, they'll evev kill someone for you!"
by JGSR April 18, 2006
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