Corn Surprise

(n.) The act of discovering the presence of corn in one's bowel movement when you know it's been a long time since you have eaten any corn.

"Hey Liddy! Check out this floater I just pinched off! It's a corn surprise! When was it we last had corn?"

by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009

surpassed

To go beyond in anything good or bad; to perform an activity better than expected.

"She shocked me because I already thought she was amazing, but she surpassed my expectations"

by Waqas Akhtar January 16, 2009

Bodega Surprise

A term used for an individual residing in Brooklyn, who invites a naiive yet attractive date over for a home cooked meal made with ingredients bought at local bodegas in hopes of engaging in sexual relations. Post dinner, after the date consents to coitus and without warning, the Brooklynite inserts their index finger into the rectum of their date, and then yells "Surprise!"

At the college reunion, Lydia gave Annabel a Bodega Surprise, thus releasing Annabel's inner sexual tirgress, and solidifying their deep friendship.

by Milyannavy Manila February 15, 2009

Surprise Buttsecks

When going at it like dogs, the penis, moving quickly, then ejects from the vagina and enters the anus, often resulting in pain and extreme terror/pleasure.

Often to calm the victim of this "surprise", the penetrator yells

"SURPRISE BUTTSECKS!!" in a vain attempt to make light of this magical , yet, often horrible experience.

Man: Oh yeah baby

Woman: Harder!
Man: opps i slipp.....
Woman: Ow. OWWWWW!!!!!!!
Man: Surprise Buttsecks!!!!!!
Woman: this date is over! Bus driver let me off here!!!!!!

by The Poonman July 3, 2009

Surprice

A menu item with an elaborate description which makes the item sound appealing without disclosing the price. Commonly found on foo-foo drink menus.

I had three pomegranate mojitos and when the bill came it was fifty bucks – surprice!

by tomcatdsm August 30, 2010

Surprise Lesbian

A very feminine and attractive lesbian that, if you had not been told, you would not have known she was a lesbian and was surprised at the knowledge.

Guy #1: I had no idea Portia de Rossi was gay, she's so hot!
Guy #2: Yeah she's a total surprise lesbian.

by Kickoutjams47 November 3, 2010

Surprise test

A test that a teacher gives you because she hates you and wants you to suffer

Our teacher gave us a surprise test today. After one kid started to cry, three kids threw up, and we all failed she was happy.

by Tyler Falen April 10, 2015