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A very feminine and attractive lesbian that, if you had not been told, you would not have known she was a lesbian and was surprised at the knowledge.
Guy #1: I had no idea Portia de Rossi was gay, she's so hot!
Guy #2: Yeah she's a total surprise lesbian.
by Kickoutjams47 November 03, 2010
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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