Strum my filthies

To jerk off

Be right back, gonna go strum my filthies.

by Beefyqueefy June 6, 2018

Strama

STRAMA. the cumulative lasting emotional effect of stress, combined with drama and trauma.

The trauma of war, drama back home combined with stress (strama) have caused many soldiers to make the supreme sacrifice.

by Twoey Twotone June 18, 2018

Sarumaning

The sexual activity when you, as a male, finish in your hand/on your girlfriend, you put your material on your palm and fingers and you put your hand on your girlfriend's forehead/face.

Bonus: you shout "A new power is rising!"

I Sarumaned my girlfriend last night, I think she liked it.

Never do Dirty Sanchez and Sarumaning at the same time, because it becomes a Radagasting (the Brown).

by Zsani September 21, 2018

Stroma

Sexual desire in other words golgi.

Oh Im so Stroma, its almost like im golgi. 🤤 but naked. Man. Let me see your epidermis.

by Jslanudlssb1 November 14, 2018

sarumanly

To do something as Saruman, from Lord of the Rings, would do it

Upon landing Palantir the army surveillance contract, Peter Thiel chucked sarumanly

by schissel March 27, 2019

Strumble

Stress + Crumble

To deteriorate into nothingness from stress and exhaustion

"Did you see Alexis face after everyone got that huge chore list?"

"Yeah she look like she was gonna strumble"

by KayTD June 8, 2019

Strum the dummy

To slam the ham or beat the meat; to masturbate with one's trouser worm.

Jeffrey is upstairs trying to strum the dummy, while the rest of us are trying to play hide the kielbasa in the family room.

by Unlearned Hand July 24, 2019