stonerpreneur

An entrepreneur who also happens to be a stoner. Or a stoner who is also a business professional. Also known as a Stoner CEO.

Unlike traditional stoners, stonerpreneurs are hard-working, productive, and make more cash high on marijuana than you do sober.

I wish I worked for a stonerpreneur, then I could smoke weed at work.

by greenstone July 15, 2013

stoners bench

Any sort of apparatus such as a bleecher, park bench, picnic table, and similar structures where high schoolers go to get get stoned in groups. Most commonly used stoners benches are hidden away from plain sight (like in a bush, behind a shed etc.) It is also a guarantee that all of them are covered in creative colourful graffiti as a mark left by other stoners. A sanctuary to escape the bullshit of everyday life, just make sure school security or cops aren't around to bust your ass

Stoner1: Hey man, I got some green but no where to smoke it safe.
Stoner2: Man there's the stoners bench behind the bushes at the end of the football field, no one ever sees us there.

by kushsauce March 5, 2015

Stoners takeout

When you take a downstem full of weed stick it up a girls vagina, light it, then take it out and suck the smoke out of her pussy while eating her out

Yo dude I got some amazing Stoners takeout last night! Got high while eating pussy!

by Mschoksondik December 8, 2015

Stoner boy

The hottest guy you will ever meet

Damn I always fall for stoner boys, they are so hot

by Straightfuckinfacts October 31, 2019

Stoner cuck

A guy who smokes weed to forget the fact he is a cuckold, typically getting cucked by large black males who look like Carl Weathers.

Person 1: ‘I’m just smoking to forget mannnn’
Person 2: ‘Jeez mate you’re such a stoner cuck’

by CarlWeathers69 March 27, 2020

Soper and Brown

The act of twirling around like Julie Andrews from The Sound of Music, while bare assed.

Whoa, that dude is twirling like he’s on some Geneva st. Meth.
Thats called the Soper and Brown, because he has no pants. Donald Duck style.

by Axisradio.ca April 5, 2021

stoner hibernation

ston•er hi•ber•na•tion

/ˈstoʊ.nɚ haɪ.bɚˈneɪ.ʃən/

the dormant state a stoner goes into after consuming too much THC

John: did you see the game yesterday?

Max: nah I ate too many edibles in the morning and ended up in stoner hibernation all day

by TheTallestPsychonaut July 20, 2023