Stoothle

To fail severely and absurdly at an action, task or skill. Synonym: botch, butcher

“He stoothled the grammar in that sentence.”

by The Spine Apple September 19, 2025

Snootsplaining

1. The act of explaining something with smug, performative superiority—less to inform and more to showcase one's own intellect, taste, or refinement.
2. A lecture delivered with thinly veiled condescension, often dripping with niche vocabulary, unsolicited corrections, or exaggerated precision.

"I asked about wine and got a full snootsplaining on soil composition and 'mouthfeel!"
"He wasn't helping-he was snootsplaining."

by Poet’s Husband March 17, 2026

stoot

A meaningless word, kind of like six seven but commonly represented as a variant of "sybau".

bro this guy ain't stoot🥀

by mewhentheCRisfromtheB November 8, 2025

choad stools

The result of a faulty ass wiping leaving a shitty residue on my choad. Not to be confused with choad drool.

I have skid marks in my underwear due to choad stools.

by Jack Tors April 24, 2009

Hoot-Stootin'

To aggressively agree with someone about something exciting. Another word to say "'Aint that some shit!" or "Hell yeah!"

Brittney: "I love that sweater!"
Chelsea: "I love it too! Hoot-Stootin'!"

by Shigoo September 28, 2012

Blue scoots

Bad bad bad diarrhea

Ma'am please pray for me. I've had the blue scoots for a couple months now.

by Hjenkin June 21, 2016

He shoots, he scores!

"He shoots, he scores!" is an exclamation used by non-professional footballers to emphasize their excitement upon scoring a goal. The term was first used by soccer match commentators.

John shouted happily He shoots, he scores! after successfully scoring goal.

by montyBabinotis November 1, 2022