Stonerock

The ultimate of ultimate complimates for have a huge dick. Also refered to as Stonecock.

After Justin banged Paul's mom, she said he had a Stonerock.

by Justin September 1, 2004

stoneroids

Polaroids taken of people smoking pot, usually used to hide one's smoking habits from parents who like to develop pictures using traditional cameras.

"Our stoneroids came out excellent in this lighting."

by flores negras January 2, 2009

stoner chill

Used to describe how much one wants to calm down.

"No worries. Let's be chill, like stoner chill."

by Chaos Sniper November 28, 2009

stonerflu

the stonerflu has many symptoms similar to the seasonal flu, but some symptoms exclusive to the stonerflu.

these symptoms include, but are not limited to, headache, nausea, coughing, sore throat, isolation, paranoia, excessive laziness, complaining, an unusual loss of appetite, fever, and an over exaggeration of the aforementioned symptoms.

most sufferers of the stonerflu will seek no medical attention, for they fear the doctor will relate their illness to the recreational use of marijuana.

if you are suffering from the stonerflu, it is best to follow your normal routine of sleeping until three in the afternoon, watching television, hitting a bowl and consuming massive amounts of pizza bagels and cocopuffs.

brett: dude, i think i'm sick. like i've been coughing and my troat hurts and i think i have a fever.
tyler: yeah, you've got the stonerflu, please stay far away from me.
brett: I AM DYING AND THIS IS HOW YOU TREAT ME?!

by hersheysmintcocoa December 4, 2009

Stoner Nose

chronic stuffy nose caused by smoking excessive amounts of....chronic

Clare had to take a sudafed before she went to work because she blazed too much chronic last night and thus had an awful case of stoner nose

by Mr.Drew+Doren January 4, 2011

Stoner Dump

The massive dump one takes the morning after having smoked and eatin a crap load of munchies.

Dude, last night I smoked a blunt and ate a whole bag of cheetos. I took the biggest stoner dump this morning.

by rhythmboy32 September 23, 2011

Stoner made Whopper

When the person making your Whopper has dank smelling fingers and you take your first bite and you can clearly taste Kush, then you take a look at your whopper and see it sparkling like the crystals on some good old bud.

"Hey Triston, this Whopper clearly tastes like the bud we sold that guy last week."
"Yea Hunter, I agree. I can see the bun sparkling and everything...OH and those aren't sesame seeds!"
"Yup, this must be a Stoner made Whopper."

by O'BrienHatfieldHunter April 17, 2012