tube steak boogie

To masturbate. 'Nuff said.

After class, I came back to find my room-mate watching midget ass porn while doing the tube steak boogie.

I'm bored. Gonna go pick up a Playboy and do the tube steak boogie to kill some time.

by your testicles April 4, 2011

nigger steak

fried chicken is cheap compared to steaks and thus popular among black folks hence the term.

let's go to kentucky fried chicken for some good old nigger steak!

by nmrjr November 19, 2006

doll steak

A meat made from lost or forgotten children's dolls inspired by the kind of comedy Kurt Cobain in his hit song "Milk It". It has a distintive taste that can only be experiaced.

"Hay dude, pass the doll steak."
"Ok, here; please don't hit me again."

by Jarn Kazoox December 26, 2007

steaktacular

to have sex in a limousine in doggy style while using your partner as a platter for a plate of the best steak ever. Preferably performed in a hot tub full of chocolate while a guitarist plays an amazing solo during every climax. Location is optional.

Last night, i had steaktacular and it rocked. Now im not hungry or a virgin!

by The Bourne UltiMaidman July 2, 2009

Tube steak salute

A sudden erection of the penis.

Dude when she walked in it was tube steak salute mayhem!

by stripe2k August 18, 2006

shit-steak

1. somebody who is a an all around dumb shithead
2. a joking slang insult

1 that shit-steak drank all my beer!
2 dude, you are such a shit-steak

by The reeferman October 7, 2006

steak eyes

to randomly pull off fluke shots in competative games esp. pool
- taken from Sean "steak eyes" McKecheran

In pool just smacking the ball as hard as possible and actually potting it completely by chance is known as "steak eyes"

by thepoomonkey February 14, 2004