Speaking chair

When you are pushing in your chair and it makes a fart noise and everyone turns towards you with the utmost disgust.

Me:*Pulls in seat - Chair makes weird noise*
Person:Are you fucking kidding me? Again!? You know we aren't aloud to open windows in this class!!!
Me:B-but it was a Speaking chair, trust me!!!

#Awkward #Chair #Speaking #School

by Shitionary May 16, 2016

Stealing Shadows

A very descriptive word that should only be used when insulting someone. This word will make your friends hate you for saying to them. Stealing shadows is like murdering. Dont use this word unintentionally

HEY, YOU, THERES SOMEONE STEALING SHADOWS HERE! IS IT YOU?

by Aquanite1 June 15, 2016

Steaming Saddle

When a girl poos on a guy's back and then rides him naked.

Bill had never experienced a steaming saddle until he met the cowgirl hooker.

by WarmedProduct February 4, 2017

Stealing dick

The act of a girl tying a guy to the bed and going a town on him continuously to the point that the guy would not be able to see his dick for a good period of time.

....like I couldn't see it for 30 mins straight. She just stole it! That's stealing dick!

by Samogram March 30, 2017

stealing duke

Steal Cocaine and snort that shit

Tyson has been stealing duke

by -Noble-Six- July 14, 2017

Speaking Ray Lewis

Speaking incoherent nonsense.

Mike was so drunk last he started speaking Ray Lewis

by Abe F. August 9, 2018

Speaking to Jack the Cat

Speaking to this cat means jacking off or playing with your pussy as if its a guitar, usually applied to females but is not gender specific could also be applied to men (Speaking to Jack the sausage).

Are you going to speak to Jack the Cat?
How often do you talk to Jack the Cat?
Did you enjoy speaking to Jack the Cat?

by SteelCraftHD January 22, 2020