Bewilder-stalked

The event(s) in which a human that is attempting to distance them-self from another individual is called and screamed at multiple times. This is followed by multiple messages across various social networking sites and many phone calls and voicemails. Actual mail may also be received however this is rare. Following a short but enjoyed time span of blissful silence (1-2 days), the human receives a text from the individual in which the individual states they will leave the human alone. Immediately following this message the individual becomes overcome with a fit of insane hysteria and calls the human yet again to cry/yell some form of unidentifiable craziness and the process starts yet again.

Warning: Being bewilder-stalked may cause confusion in which the person is perplexed as to why the fuck their attention is required, as well as an intense feeling to drink a bottle of gin even if the individual doesn't drink. Other side effects include, but are not limited to, continual conscious effort to scan personal surroundings and/or peeking around tight turns to ensure the coast is clear.

Human 1 - "Dude, I'm being bewilder-stalked again. This shit is so strange."

Human 2- "Bro, that is fucking lame."

by krojas0 May 6, 2012

Legal Stalking

The act of Stalking someone on a Social Network , like Facebook , Myspace , Twitter , etc .

Kate : How was the movie
John : I didnt tell you i wan going to the movies
Kate : I was on your wall
Jonh : so , you were Legal Stalking me again
Kate : Dont Try to change the subject
John : (Dam you Facebook)

by Oshizzy February 22, 2011

bro stalk

A male stalker that goes after other guys and is really good at it.

Don't give out your Facebook, Mike is bro stalk, he'll get your home address and rape you.

by Evil Dubz November 14, 2010

Chronologically Stalking

When someone is obsessed with a famous person / actor /actress and stalks them through out the internet by watching all their works from start to end and knowing even the most minute details they themselves were not aware of . watching every movie or tv they starred in even if they came just for few frames in the movie.

Oh god she and her unholy obsession with that actor. if for anyone to know where she has been for the past 2 weeks. well she has been Chronologically Stalking that dude, and bloody hell won't stop talking about him.

by str__fckr November 30, 2019

Stalk Box

The box of text underneath your profile picture on the new layout of Facebook that defaults, "write something about yourself".

Named the Stalk Box because it does not publish to a feed and can only be read by directly viewing one's page, unlike the status.

She always kept her most personal thoughts on Facebook confined to the Stalk Box.

by dartmouth slang March 10, 2009

facebook stalking

A traditonal way of avoiding both the real world and homework, facebook stalking is the act of constantly checking a person's facebook page.

Mom: Get to your homework _____ (child's name)
Child: One second mom, i'm facebook stalking.

by tone everlast January 11, 2010

Show Stalking

(v) - When an actor/actress in a recurring role from a show you watch appears in a recurring role in a second show you watch without warning

Guy 1: "Heroes is looking good this season, huh?"

Guy 2: "Yea, except Madeline Zima is show stalking me now."

Guy 1: "Woah, creepy"

Guy 2: "She was good in Californication, hopefully she'll be good in Heroes too. Either way I'll make sure to lock my windows and be careful what I watch."

by Master Exploder 69 September 23, 2009