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squirtlesquad mc

a pixelmon server full of faggots. the staff are straight dumbasses who dont know their left from their right.
the players aint much better, coming in and trying to over sell pokemon and items for CRAZY amounts.
the owner never plays and the manager doesnt listen to anyone. is very pay to win and will absolutely kick you if you dont give them any money then complain if you dont like something.
player 1: can i buy that plushie?
player 2: yea for 3 million.
player 1: die bitch

person 1: got any good pixelmon servers?
person 2: (proceeds to list many pixelmon servers, not even bothering to mention squirtlesquad mc.)
by b1gb1ackc0ck69420 September 26, 2024
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Squirtle Squirt Off

3 Women dress up at Squirtle, Wartortle and Blastoise and lay on their backs and get into a circle. With them on their backs, the shells would keep them stuck on their backs. They would then have their hands tied behind their backs and have their legs tied together with a vibrator in between them, being held in place. The 3 women would then try and get onto their fronts, and whoever does so first wins the Squirtle Squirt off!
Sally, Jenny and my girlfriend had a Squirtle Squirt Off yesterday. I was there for 5 hours until Sally finally won.
by Steven Skibidoviç October 3, 2024
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squilter

A person with a skin tag that is large and tentacle shaped located on the taint
When Brandon ripped off his pants in front of me in the woods I noticed he was a genuine squilter
by Cumstainray December 9, 2024
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Squindle

To quickly shift or rearrange things in a somewhat haphazard manner, often in a hurry or without much thought.
He attempted to squindle the messy heap of papers onto the table before his parents came back.
by A44-898I March 19, 2025
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Squirtle

Squirtle (noun): A tiny amount, usually water. Sometimes a cute Pokemon characer.

Squirtling (verb): An action that may or may not involve a small spurt of water. In all cases, it's considered cute and adorable and not in any way demeaning to women.
Squirtle is a Pokemon species that enjoys squirtling around.

Squirtling the water hose releases a squirtle of water.
by Squirtle Lady September 23, 2025
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Squirtle

Squirtle (noun): A tiny amount, usually water. Sometimes a cute Pokemon characer.

Squirtling (verb): An action that may or may not involve a small spurt of water. In all cases, it's considered cute and adorable and not in any way demeaning to women.
Squirtle is a Pokemon species that enjoys squirtling around.

Squirtling the water hose releases a squirtle of water.
by Squirtle Lady September 23, 2025
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air squirter

A pneumatic blow nozzle used for cleaning parts and whatever application in which discharging air from an enclosed, pressurized vessel into the open atmosphere is beneficial to accomplishing a predetermined task.
You better shut the fuck up before I jam an air squirter up your ass and blow your fucking guts out!
by hahahaha, your face May 2, 2012
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