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Squeeze a Lemon

Take a piss.

Derived from childs' saying I need to make lemonade.
Sorry I bailed on you Dude but I had to go Squeeze a Lemon.

Man 1: Where's Donny?

Man 2: He's off Squeezing a Lemon.
by Cubbybearks September 1, 2009
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1. A mild insult heard between 8-10 year old boys on the playground.

2. Someone with little or no authority over you that is giving you a hard time and that you have no choice but to appease them (e.g. a history prof, person at the DMV, etc.)
1. Gimme the ball ya dick squeeze!

2. I meant to get us a couple of tallboys but this dick squeeze at the counter wouldn't break a six pack and I didn't have enough money.
by Mark VZ June 3, 2006
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Touche squeeze

When u grabbed a women's ass and yell it out before u do it
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Mop squeezer

"When I was playing Cribbage I had all four mop squeezers in my hand"
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Squeeze one off

"Lastnight at my mother in laws house, the meatloaf was so good I had to go to the restroom and squeeze one off"
by ChuckU.Farley March 25, 2009
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Squeezer

A handjob that involves a tight grip of the shaft.
People are starting to recognize me. A stripper offered me a squeezer last night dude.... a WHITE stripper!
by WesLeFevre July 17, 2009
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