Spreading Christmas Cheer

Done during Christmas time, this act involves the repositioning of decorative lawn ornaments (reindeer, Santas, elves, etc.) in sexually explicit positions relative to one another, for the enjoyment of neighborhood folk. Now while these positions SHOULD be utterly rude, offensive, and revoltingly disgusting...they SHOULD NOT be acts of vandalism where damage is done to the ornaments. Remember, its the Holidays. You can make a penguin look like its blowing Santa...just don't break it.

Person 1: "Dude, I'm thinking about Spreading Christmas Cheer at the Johnson's house tonight"
Person 2: "Are they the ones who always have that Santa with his reindeer?"
Person 1: "Yeh thats them! They also have a pretty sick Nativity Scene this year."
Person 2: "Sweet, I'm down! Ive always wanted to know what Jesus looks like getting blown by a reindeer while Santa gets triple teamed by Dancer, Prancer, and Vixen..."

by werd_chester December 27, 2010

Spreading the Jam

When you finger a girl on her period

"Bro my girl made me spread her jam last night"
"Damn bro I love spreading the jam!"

by glassofliquid April 18, 2020

ghetto spreading

spreading coronavirus through a rural area

stay away from that chad, he thinks covid is a hoax, and that bastard is ghetto spreading.

by username420 December 19, 2020

speeping

sleep peeping

Hey Doni, why aren't you speeping right now?

by ididitdoni January 23, 2020

poser shredding

when a poser shreds up his board on a ledge or a sidewalk to make it looks like he grinds

guy 1: is he testing out that sidewalk curb with his new board?

guy 2: naw man he is poser shredding

by atsxpw March 5, 2011

split screening

The act of stealthily masturbating behind two distracted video game players and ejaculating on both of them. Bonus points for headshots, quickscopes, and 360 noscopes.

Gary and his boyfriend were playing Halo all day so I splitscreened them while they were in sudden death. Even got a headshot on Gary.

Beth keeps split screening Dave and I, maybe we should tie her up in the basement.

by Simian187 February 11, 2014

Widow Spending

Spending life insurance money after the death a spouse because you don't know what else to do and it makes you feel good, plus it helps fill the void.

Did you see Tonya has been widow spending in that new car? She had at least 8 bags of shopping!
Rebecca widow spent me a new Nintendo Switch because she wanted to play online games with me!

by plushcentauri November 12, 2021