Sploogie

Spitting a lob of semen back at someone

Male friend: She hocked a sploogie at me and now it is in my hair.
Other friend: I can clean it, I am used to cleaning my hair after the sploogie boogie on Halloween

by Craigcraiginington November 18, 2020

Splooge Tree

Similar to a family tree, but populated with one’s sexual conquests rather than relatives. It is commonly depicted by a phallus representing the trunk, testicles for the roots, and globs of splooge shot from the tip for the foliage (conquests).
(Also known as a “Spooge Tree” or “Fuck Tree”)

Abe painted a mural of his splooge tree on the wall, and the damn thing looks like an overgrown weeping willow.

by MaryTodd1818 April 25, 2021

Splooge

When you haven't came in weeks and finally bust a load while pulling out.

"Holy crap dude, somebody splooged here!"
"I just f*cked some chick in the bathroom and splooged all over the floor!"

by Hoodwinked Hoes November 2, 2021

Splooge

Semen coming from a man’s penis

Bro, I totally got splooge all over my car after hanging out with here

by TexanTennessean January 9, 2022

Sploosh sponge

Somebody who's personality eradicates a sploosh in a woman. Typically, a super hot guy who has a terrible personality, and thus turns any randy woman into the Gobi desert.

Hes so hot but hes such a sploosh sponge.

by Coomercrap February 7, 2022

Splooshi

When you accidentally drop your sushi in your soy sauce.

Before I got the sushi in my mouth, it slipped and caused a splooshi.

by Wazrom July 20, 2022

amuse splooge

Similar to an amuse-bouche, a complimentary ejaculation in a persons mouth before the main course.

"Dinner was really great but the amuse splooge was a little salty."

by JackHammer33 March 14, 2014