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Speed Clean

definition one- all the garbage goes in the garbage.
definition two- all the garbage goes in the closet.
definition three- all the garbage goes under the bed.

also see: MAKE YOUR SISTER DO IT.
i have major speed cleaning to do.

how will i ever get this done?!
well, i speed clean just don't open my closet.

i told you to clean quickly, not speed clean! now look at your bed !!
by rawrpurpledinoivana February 20, 2010
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alpha speed

A speed at which someone travels when they are in a dire situation. Usually when they're excited or in a hurry.
My boyfriend and I were going to be late for a movie so I told him to kick it into Alpha Speed.
by Jayne Nicole Knox October 2, 2013
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Speed Turd

A small speed bump that you don't have to slow down for.
Driver: Speeding, going 55 in a 25.

Passenger: yells slow down, watch out for that speed bump!

Driver: hits it going full speed then says"Oh thats just a speed turd"
by CJ Stuntin March 30, 2010
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Sam Speed

womaniser but also likes men
Oh my GOSH
“what??”
it’s sam speed the womaniser but he also likes men
by crazygamer3 March 26, 2022
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Speed of science

To move, physically or metaphorically, at a pace that is unhindered by regulations, ethical considerations, safety considerations, and basic humanity.
"Hey guys, did anyone check that this stuff didn't make people's hearts explode? " No, we were moving at the speed of science. It's all good".
by The Wake Up October 13, 2022
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Dank Speed

When you run as fast as Keemstar and ascend to hyperspace but you crash because you didn't eat your leftovers.
Alfonzo: "Yo dude I was going Dank Speed the other day!"
Phil: "Nice, man how was it?"
Alfonzo: "It was pretty good but I didn't eat my leftovers."
Phil: "Aw, dud that sucks.
by Friccler June 14, 2018
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Speed Bean

The combination of Adderall and Ecstasy in a line to be snorted. Usually one 20mg AdderallXR and one roll.
Burj and Miguel snorted 10 speed beans each the other day at the 420palace
by 420palace January 20, 2009
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