orange spackle

when you place an orange into ones anus and tense to squeeze out the juice into the other participants mouth

i had some weird drinks last night with Laquisha, my favorite was the orange spackle

by graham norton May 20, 2015

Man spackle

Another word for sperm or semen

I'm going to fill your mouth with my man spackle.

by Fibonaccispiralman March 3, 2016

Crackle Spackle

A rather simple way to block the view of some ones's plumber's crack. Wipe a blob and stick it where you can no longer view the specimen.

Wow man....that dude could use some Crackle Spackle....

by Samerella October 7, 2016

ass shackled

To be gay married.

Randal. It is time for me to cram my pork sword in your winking stinker! Oh how much I love to be ass shackled with you Greg!

by MyClam November 26, 2016

Ass-spackle

Poo with the consistency and properties of spackle. It smears rather than wiping cleanly, dries instantly, and clings to your ass like it is trying to patch up your butthole.

Mark: Sorry man, I won't make it over tonight, sat down for a quick shit and turns out it is ass-spackle :( Feels like I am trying to squeeze Play-Doh out of a frosting bag.
Peter: Jesus dude, don't apologize. Sending prayers.\

by K-Beezy September 2, 2017

crackle spackle

a faggot nigger who likes big nasty cock

you fuckn crackle spackle

by jew cunt May 30, 2018

dick spackle

The dried white residue that stays on the skin after a man ejaculates on another person.

After he shot his load in her face, he filled her acne craters with his dick spackle

by Skins Sug June 17, 2018