purple-nozzled yogurt slinger

Penis.

"John Holmes had a huge purple nozzled yogurt slinger."

by x January 22, 2003

world's worst singers list

3)My dad
2)My dad (when drunk)
1) you

Don't I rule? :)

by Gumba Gumba April 9, 2004

Purple-headed yogurt slinger

a cock when your about to cum.

after i wad done with that girl i had a purple-headed yogurt slinger

by Jeff February 25, 2004

Singer

A stud with perfect intercourse technique. Named after the Singer brand of sewing machine, this 'sowing machine' has consistent timing that can be varied from slow to fast, much like the needle on a sewing machine creates perfect strokes.

Babe: Wow, that Horny dude can satisfy me every time. He is a real Singer.
Stud: Yup, like a well-oiled machine. Some credit goes to the Babe for having the perfect lubrication.

by pornhorny February 7, 2010

Purple-Headed yogart slinger

A more insulting way to say dick

Man "Suck my purple-headed yogart slinger!"

by Shithead June 18, 2006

Smidget

A little bit less than a midget.

Mom, check out that smidget. He's knee-high to a bull frog.

by Bustedjaouted March 22, 2008

Florida Swamp Slinger

The act of penetrating an anus of the female type with an erect penis or dildo (if lesbian) and then pulling out and slinging the contents on the backside of the female you are penetrating. Usually consisting of fecal matter, lube, spit, sweat, peanuts, corn, the meal she had 6 hours earlier, and semen.

Yo bro, i was getting bored with my sex last night, so i performed the "florida swamp slinger" on my now ex girlfriend.

by thatonebro March 28, 2011