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Small dick syndrome

When a member of the male species is a complete dickface to girls/people in general to compensate for his complete lack in size of penis. He often likes to consider himself a womanzier.
1) James Finch.

2) "Wow, what a douche. I think you might have small dick syndrome!"
by LOlolwtfbbq June 4, 2010
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small

Currency in terms of hundreds of dollars. "Five small" = $500. "Five large" = $5,000.
"How much did you win at the casino last night?"

"I won five small" ($500)
by dtothep May 1, 2011
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small town values

Conservative Republican values that are often contradictory and controversial.
AKA Palin
Josh is full of small town values. He must've gone McCain.
by Josh123412341234 December 9, 2008
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small dick day

when a guy is feeling shy or off. may also include feeling weird or awkward.
dude: yo, man. that girl keeps eyeballing you. go gets them digits, son!

other dude: naw, man. kinda having a small dick day. she's all you.
by billy hotdogs January 30, 2010
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Gigantically small

An ironic and often insulting way to describe something that you expect to be large but is in fact incredibly small. Can be used when you start saying gigantic and change mid sentence.
Girl: Wow that football player is gigantic-ally small.
Girl: Oh god your cock is so big! It is (has a look) gigantically small... Get away from me you loser.
Canteen lady: That soup ladel is gigantically small, wow it is so small isn't it?
by blissyu2 November 18, 2010
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Small Death

French idiom for orgasm. Also known as tiny Death.
"She's the angel of small death and the codeine scene"
by Fextice August 30, 2021
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grace, your dick is small

grace im sorry but you really have a small weiner, miniscule even i've seen bird cock bigger...

just at least get it checked out. please...
also im sorry for having to tell you this way but you have to learn to accept it. im sorry... truly, if you beleive in your self enough though, maybe you'll get some inches
im not satisfied ... im sorry but grace, your dick is small.
by graceurppsmoll March 17, 2020
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