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smash thumb 

The condition when the left thumb becomes irritated after playing to many games of super smash bros on n64. Three starts in a row at 11 stock is the number of games where smash thumb sets in, as noted by a Cumberland, RI doctor's son. Especially evident in players who push up to jump instead of using the 'c' buttons. Does not happen with ssbm or ssbb because of the less abrasive gamecube and wii joysticks. Some gay kids use batting gloves to help avoid smash thumb.
Booty and Big Gay Al could not be defeated by the team of LG and Snots because Snots starting bitching about smash thumb so Bird Man had to play, but no one was going to beat that damn incumbent team with kirby out there, not without G-Rod anyway.
smash thumb by Gano 415 May 20, 2009

Smash your face drunk

When you get so drunk that you wake up with a smashed face, unaware of the fact that you may have got beaten up, but in reality while puking out of a cab you fell over and smashed your face on the pavement.
Lets get the level riiiiight below smash your face drunk!

Smash or Cash 

It is esentially smash or pass, although instead there is now money involved. Would you rather smash as in fuck or cash as in take money. The amount must be said by the person who asked the question. This game also has another variation called Smash or Cash negative in which if you don't want to smash (fuck) someone how much money would you fuck them for, or would you Not take the money at all.
Person 1: Smash or Cash? (Points at girl/guy)
Person 2: How much?
Person 1: $200
Person 2: Damn... that's a lot of money, but she sexy af smash.
Smash or Cash by Blacksmith00 March 24, 2017

Smash it and Trash it 

A variant of hit it and quit it, fuck it and chuck it, or hump it and dump it - To fuck a girl and completely cut off contact.
Guy 1- So I might start dating Ashley...

Guy 2- Nah she's a bitch dude just smash it and trash it....

Guy 1- K.
Smash it and Trash it by EthanMC October 11, 2010

Smash O'Clock 

The time in which people gather in a localized area to play some form of Super Smash. This can be shortened to Smash. It is always Smash O'Clock.
Joe: Dude, it's Smash O'Clock.
Parker: But we have calc class in 3 minutes.
Joe: That's time for at least two 5 stock matches!

smash and trash 

Throwing a girl out of your place after a one night stand.
A man who kicks a girl out from his place after he's had sex with her. No cuddling is ever involved. "I have no use for her other than sex, tonight i'm going to smash and trash with no looking back."
smash and trash by Carlo Pereyra October 29, 2007