SLOTH day 

A day when military personnel do not have to punish the bad guys from their whirling beast of death. Nor do they have to brush their teeth or put on their combat boots. They can lounge around all day doing nothing at all.

One military member, we'll call him OAF for Ops Air Force, once slept 18 hours on sloth day and was only nourished by 5 meat rolls, 2 chicken wings, a light chef salad, and 3 Ripits.

SLOTH day by D' has October 27, 2008

Slothbaby 

1. A person of extreme greasiness or dirtiness.
2. A person who is slow as crap
3. A person who is a decendent of an ugly individual.

1. Dude, you ate my chicken? You slothbaby!
2. What do you mean you dont know? You slothbaby!
3. That lining makes you look like a slothbaby.

Slothbaby by Jake T-Payne December 21, 2008

Scotch Omelette 

Where you get yourself a glass of scotch, and masturbate while drinking it. If you blow before you finish, you have to pop the wad into the glass and slam the rest of it back. The jizz sitting at the top of the glass forms what is to be known as the Scotch Omelette.

Dave: I ran out of time and had to have a scotch omelette last night
Tim: A-ha!

Scotch Omelette by Raging Erections March 23, 2009

slothdog 

1.) an insult commonly used by Anna Tucker to insult Kayla Smith when she is acting a fool

you motherlickin slothdog

slothdog by Ol Greggggg September 29, 2010

slothbot 

When you've jerked off so many times in a day that you become disgusted with yourself.

While the wife was out of town with the kids, my days usually consisted of eating junk food, drinking beer and slothbotting until I cried myself to sleep.

slothbot by IhaveKandy March 10, 2015

Scotcher 

someone who stabs people who are autistic

Oh shit he a Scotcher

Scotcher by Mr Lemonstine1 September 4, 2018

Fat Sloth 

The all too common phenomena of a fat guy who's simply too lazy to take his hand out of the bag of chips, get off the couch, stop watching TV, and clean up after himself.

Often forgets to do his laundry, resorts to the wipe forward, has the fat person musk, and won't do anything that requires effort in general.

Can you believe that fat sloth? He hasn't done the laundry for 3 weeks!

What's that smell? It's my fat sloth roommate. You see he's such a fat sloth that he suffers from the fat person musk.

Fat Sloth by sting130 July 22, 2011