slobbing

The art of getting your arthouse fix while engaging in some steamy oral action in Maine. You’re barely dressed, wrapped in blankets, watching avant-garde flicks as someone goes downtown. It’s highbrow cinema meets lowbrow slobbering, with enough on-screen and off-screen heat to fog up your hipster glasses.

Slobbing hard tonight. Cueing up some Bergman while she slobbers on my knob.

by Sloop John D. Nuts January 04, 2025

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Puto Slobs

A subset of slobs (PIRUs) who practice man boy-love.

Dem puto slobs over there be trippin at Riches.

by ob=y August 16, 2022

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Corn slob

When a feminist is chosen by natural selection to poop on your corn (penis) and/or decides to bite all the individual feces particles off of your knob.

Yo, you know that chick in our class Sallie? She gave me corn slob no cap

by IndefiniteMorrisavich March 28, 2019

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