Stick Shift the Turkey

The phrase "Stick Shift the Turkey" is a term meaning

1. to masterbate

2. to get a handjob

3. to re-adjust your boner in your pants

Dude you won't believe it! I got Mary to "Stick Shift the Turkey" last night.

by ReverenMac March 2, 2011

sifty

Dodgy, shifty, suspect. Or as a verb: to lurk in a public place ie a bar or club.

Man, that dude at the bar looks really sifty.
Check out that dude sifting in the corner.

by Gibbonsausage May 16, 2004

shifty-eyed puck licker

n. one who either sniffs or licks urinal mints to get high.

Man you are shifty-eyed puck licker.

by malfunkt October 24, 2005

Shift^Six

A phrase meaning turnt up or high, generally involving the consumption of Cannabis, which is derived from holding down shift and pressing the six key on a keyboard which results in a caret pointing upwards occasionally used to denote being "up" or "high". Also spelled ShiftSix, Shift6, Shift^6, Shift-6

Hello, good sir, would you care to engage in some light cannabis usage, eventually leading to us being quite Shift^Six

Guy 1: Hey man! What'd you do this weekend?
Guy 2: I got hella Shift^Sixed dude it was sick
Guy 1: NIIIICCCEEE

by Chardlz April 26, 2014

shift

To "get away with" another person, snog,

I shifted "yer wan" last night!

by Jonny Wishbone January 30, 2003

shiftless whore

lazy good-for-nothing woman who has intercourse with many people, but does so poorly and without ambition.

Angee is a shiftless whore.

by angee "shiftless whore" mackey January 27, 2008

shifting

A culchee (Irish countryside resident i.e. anywhere outside Dublin in the 26 counties of the republic)term for Snogging.

"I was caught shifting your mans sister lastnight just before i got me langer out"

by Dave1892 April 27, 2006