GET SMASHED

The medical student's favourite mnemonic since it:

1. Somehow makes them THINK that knowing this makes them smarter than the average mortal

2. Allows them to mention scorpion stings as a cause of pancreatitis

Consultant: So, you there, in the corner! Tell me, what is the most common cause of pancreatitis!

Student that thinks he's rather funny: Scorpion stings!

Other students: *giggles*

Consultant: Why don't you just go and GET SMASHED.

by MorbusX February 24, 2013

Slasher

The Energy Sword in Halo 2 used to kill others.

"You Slashed me with your Slasher!"
-Carlos

by Alvaro Vega July 27, 2006

splashed

Utterly and completely drunken. In the state of being very inebriated. I.E crushed, plastered, hammered, blasted, lit.

Last night at the party Becky was extremely splashed. The paramedics came get her stomach pumped.

by M. Anthony L. July 4, 2020

smashed her dinner

forcing ones penis in the opposite sexs' anus while unexpected

Fat Todd got all drunked up last night, went over to his ol' ladys house and smashed her dinner!!!

by XXX_4X4 January 12, 2009

smashed whale shit

1) An analog used in comparison to the physical appearance of one’s wife after a period of domestic toil. Possibly made in an attempt at sympathy --by an idiot.

Mr. Johnson: "Hi hon, what’s for supper? Have you seen my USB beer opener? Whoa! Honey! You look like a bag of freshly smashed whale shit."

Mrs. Johnson: “Go fuck your hat Randy; I’m sleeping with your little brother!”

by Naldistimo Von Mallen November 7, 2011

smashed analcado

The foul mess smeared around the anus and buttocks area after a heavy session of anal sex (often post-curry); resembling the consistency of smashed avocado.

She staggered to the bathroom, the air putrid, nursing a back-end smeared with smashed analcado.

by Zonal K June 25, 2018

ass eating slasher

A very BIG GUY that lerk's in the shadows and prays that you drop your keys and bend over and takes your butt hole.

Don't go anywhere alone the ass eating slasher may strike.

by l_l_l_l_l_l_ November 28, 2017