the act which blends 'scratching' and 'humping' which is a sexuallly based activity. it can involve 2 or more people and is normally seen as a pleasurable activity. however it must be done in the right manner, scratching too hard can result in unpleasant injuries to the scrotum or other areas, but too soft can make it an awkward encounter of rubbing and meriment.
by joshco95 November 12, 2013
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In the event that the item of choice is an actual car, it must be driven around at high speed, before being left spray painted and on fire beside a railway line.
In the event that the item of choice is an actual car, it must be driven around at high speed, before being left spray painted and on fire beside a railway line.
by Ben March 3, 2005
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Actually means "scrumptious" as in delicious, tasty, yummy. Those who say "scrumpt" (pronounced scrump-sh, as if you were saying scrumptious without the "ous" sound) are usually prone to shortening every word he/she will say during the remainder of his life.
DecentGuy12: Let's go get some chinese food, I heard Wonderland Cuisine has fine food.
LazyFgt23: Mmm, scrumpt.
LazyFgt23: Mmm, scrumpt.
by lordzane20 May 9, 2007
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2. A chain-smoker who enjoys sexual gratification from a plump camel toe, while holding a mountain dew.
3. Any combination of the above.
2. A chain-smoker who enjoys sexual gratification from a plump camel toe, while holding a mountain dew.
3. Any combination of the above.
Dude, did your girlfriend just light-up and drink mountain dew from a used condom? Now that's smoke scrump dew!
by Me March 24, 2005
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an alternative term for the act of jelqing, a Middle Eastern penis enlargement technique. Though originating in the Middle East, scrumping has become extremely popular amongst males throughout the world. The method is intended to enlarge the penis by exercising the smooth muscle and other tissues in the penis, with the goal of permanently increasing the maximum erect size of the penis. Scrumping is alternatively referred to as "penis milking", "dong stroking", and "rod rubbing".
Man 1 at urinal: "Jesus Christ man what'd you do to your dong?! It looks like you're smuggling a python!"
Man 2 at urinal: "Sup. It's pretty big, huh? It used to be a tuna can, exact dimensions. But after months of dedicated scrumping, I've managed to produce this piece of penile perfection.
Man 2 at urinal: "Sup. It's pretty big, huh? It used to be a tuna can, exact dimensions. But after months of dedicated scrumping, I've managed to produce this piece of penile perfection.
by J-Rym June 14, 2010
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