5 dollar foot shlong

What my mom eats when the mailman comes over.

My mom ate the mailmans 5 dollar foot shlong.

5 dollar foot shlong by Guiseppe Jackson June 7, 2020

Long shlong 

This is a dance that you do when you accomplish something extraordinary. Like hitting a homerun or getting a hat trick or something like that. You pretend to unzip your pants and use your arm to pretend to slam your dick on the ground while making a thud sound.

*johnny hits homerun
Teammates- hit that long shlong
Johnny- ok bet
*johnny performs the long shlong on home plate

Long shlong by Westfields Long Shlonger May 29, 2018

Long shlong silver

A wildly popular Drink originating at one of Las Vegas largest poker rooms the Vennitian. Was created after a player claimed to another player that he had Pocket Shlongs. And other player required the floor management to explain what a shlong was. So in result of this explanation loudly being explained infront of hundreds of cash and tournament poker players. The man who announced he had pocket shlongs to the table was drinking double shot of patron silver and Red Bull. And the from this point called the Long Shlong silver. Or aka LSS. After this now the long shlong silver is available at the majority of poker rooms in Las Vegas.

That long shlong silver better be double patron silver and not that cheep well tequila

Long shlong silver by Silverlongshlong March 4, 2018

Hulk Shlong 

The hulk shlong is also known as the Hulk's penis it is as big as 3 football fields or in other words 300 yards. The Hulk Shlong is a force not to be reckon with.

Hey look thats as Big as Hulk Shlo... Shh!! Dont say that it will get you.

How many Hulk Shlongs does it take to fill up a football field. Only 1 because there is only one.

Hulk Shlong by Jared FatFace February 4, 2009

donkey shlong 

A dick the size of a donkey's dick

Damn look at that dude's donkey shlong!

donkey shlong by The Guru Turtle April 13, 2006

Fat Shlong 

A large in size and diameter cock, it is ready to jizz in a moments notice

Sally wants Danny to have a fat shlong because he takes to long to nut

Fat Shlong by Candy Brown October 3, 2021

Fat shlong 

A word used to describe large penis's that pleasure women in the ways they most desire fat shlong refers to penis's that enlarge massively when sexualy aroused men with "fat shlongs" typicly are known to be good sexual partners they are what women typical desire

Danny has a fat shlong he was railing me all night

Fat shlong by Fannyfiddler2.0 January 3, 2022