Shlong

male sexual genitalia, which is absaloutly enormous in every which way, length and diameter, like a human elephant penis.

Did you here... Andy's got an absolutely enormous shlong of a penis.

Coh I know it's massive.

by Holyfuckingwillisboi May 22, 2018

Shlong

Noun. A mullet; short in the front, long in the back (sh-long). A haircut typically worn by a dickhead.

Randy has the greasiest shlong I’ve ever seen.

by Scrout Shredmondson November 19, 2022

E-Shlong

An online dick

That tweet was written by an e-shlong obviously!
What an E-Shlong!

by Hendrix the Jimmy October 15, 2022

shlong

a thing all of my friends have a competition eating and carter always wins by eating 20 shlongs per minute.

a shlong is something that is yummy

by RayVulpes June 2, 2022

Shlong

A large penis ranging from 8inches+

Girl: "did you see mr.pipeyocheeks shlong?
Girl2: "omg yea it's so big"

by swagcapper August 18, 2018

shlong

They come in all shapes and sizes. You may find them in your teens bedroom particularly large ones are the new in trend. Small shlongs usually are disliked by women as the saying goes 'go big or go home' which boys that own little schlong's take quite literally.

girl- Mum I don't want my dolls anymore I want a big schlong

mum- teenagers these days

mum- later searches up a shlong
'oooh darling id love a schlong too'

by karon69 March 9, 2023

Shlong

A long ass dick that swings between ur legs

Tiffany: woah ur shlong is massive

Tyrone: how’d u get in my house

by Guy with a shlong March 22, 2024