Poop Ship Destroyer 

When men (or much more commonly little boys) go #2 then stand up to pee without flushing first. Regardless of whatever reason this act is initiated (sometimes intentionally or just because one doesn't realize the need to pee before standing), it then becomes irresistible to try to cut the doo-doos into smaller pieces with the golden stream.

Poop Ship Destroyer is also a song by Ween.

Little tommy was peeing while making war noises in the bathroom. I think he was playing poop ship destroyer again.

Poop Ship Destroyer by braddlecat December 11, 2007

Pimp Ship 

Pimp Ship defines the type of transportation that is provided by a pimp for hoes.

i used to be commander in chief on my pimp ship flyin' high...

Pimp Ship by Hudratz June 14, 2009

i ship them 

When someone says "I ship us/them"
it means that someone supports a romantic relationship between two people.

Katie- "They're so cute."

Jenna- "I ship them."

i ship them by freakyHubert January 25, 2014

pump ship 

1. to urinate(crude. From the expression that refers to pumping the bilge water form a ship.)

2. to vomit(crude. Less well known than sense one.)

I felt like my bladder would burst If I did not pump ship soon.

pump ship by Light Joker April 19, 2005

Guilt Ship

A ship or pairing that you won't admit you officially love yet (at least publicly). OR a ship that you think of as smutty more than fluffy.

oh those two? yeah they're my guilt ship.

Guilt Ship by Off the wall Jamal July 1, 2015

Flag the ship 

When a man has sex with a woman who is pregnant with another man's baby.

1. If you try to flag the ship, I'll fucking break your ass.

2. Baby, don't tell me you let someone flag the ship!

Flag the ship by viatheinternets April 16, 2009

The Relation Ship 

Punny way to talk about getting with someone. The relation ship sets sail when people become unsure about the shore and sea the tides and times changin'. To be forced aboard the relation ship is to be stolen by pirates and held against your will. Often people will try and force you on a speed boat, but be sure to take your life jacket. Ultimately this ends badly; see the tale of Titanic, the epitome of rough seas and one will be forced to walk the plank. Often relation ships head towards Love Island (see Paul Danan), but there can be complications en route, such as an interfering 3rd party, known as an iceberg.

See also friend ship and companion ship

Check Jack and Rose getting aboard the relation ship. This probably won't end in Titanic.

Does anyone else want to potentially try and force me on the relation ship? ALL ABOARD, settin sail, bon voyage

Oh my cod, you're so shellfish, you will never get on the relation ship.

The Relation Ship by Schmitstahhh February 18, 2011