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Shaft jacking

Shaft jacking: shaft jacking is a way of inserting a fully loaded smack needle into ones penis when all other normal ports are destroyed.
"had a nightmare last night, got some banging chase in, only turns out all me veins were fucked. So I ended up shaft jacking"
by Salopty December 31, 2016
mugGet the Shaft jackingmug.

gagging shaft

"I was gagging shaft on my lunch break when it suddenly started to rain"
by thethethe-uh July 18, 2014
mugGet the gagging shaftmug.

royal shaft

Royal shaft is when you get treated badly or unfairly by someone else. so if anybody says to you "why you giving me the royal shaft" then it is because you made them mad or been a jerk.
wicked guy: hey your mom is a stupid whore

grease guy: hey man why you giving me the royal shaft?
by johannyukamual March 11, 2018
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Shaft cleavage

Exposure of the proximal end of the penis without showing the tip.
Man! You really distracted me with that shaft cleavage.
by Mattmartini namregawz May 27, 2017
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Bo-shaft

A dick that’s so big it could used as a bo staff. Almost like a broom stick!
Oh my God you hooked up with Michael last night?”
You know it girl... he had a real bo-shaft!”
by anonymous January 1, 2021
mugGet the Bo-shaftmug.

Mind-shaft

When a fellow chap uses his male genital organ to think, rather than his head.
"Look at you John!. She took half of your equitable estate, your kids, and the only thing she gave you is god damn squirrel AIDS, and hepatitis A through Z. Really naive!!! You should stop thinking with your mind-shaft and start using that big melon of yours!".
by John-0-notelb October 9, 2016
mugGet the Mind-shaftmug.

Shaft Jockey

To dick ride and or jockey a shaft, sucking up and brown nosing to others.
Nigga be a shaft jockey all you want the boss ain't given you no promotion.
by ImDrillin August 30, 2017
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