Shaft jacking: shaft jacking is a way of inserting a fully loaded smack needle into ones penis when all other normal ports are destroyed.
"had a nightmare last night, got some banging chase in, only turns out all me veins were fucked. So I ended up shaft jacking"
by Salopty December 31, 2016

by thethethe-uh July 18, 2014

Royal shaft is when you get treated badly or unfairly by someone else. so if anybody says to you "why you giving me the royal shaft" then it is because you made them mad or been a jerk.
by johannyukamual March 11, 2018

by Mattmartini namregawz May 27, 2017

by anonymous January 1, 2021

"Look at you John!. She took half of your equitable estate, your kids, and the only thing she gave you is god damn squirrel AIDS, and hepatitis A through Z. Really naive!!! You should stop thinking with your mind-shaft and start using that big melon of yours!".
by John-0-notelb October 9, 2016

by ImDrillin August 30, 2017
