snark

a little red monster bug thing that chases you and attacks you untill you blow it away or it explodes due to over-excitement, makes a funny chirping sound, comes from snark nests

ahhhhh snarks!! run!! there's too many and i only got a gauss gun!!

by hex_ten December 10, 2003

snarky

Yet another ghastly Americanism. Created by certain members of the relatively small American educated class in an attempt to sound cleverer than they actually are.

snarky: The boring British pedant spat out his tea in disgust and wrote a (cynical and sarcastic) comment in protest.

by pauls32822 May 3, 2009

snarkmooglie

something that tess knows and refuses to tell me cuz shes a whore.

tess is a whore, and a snarkmooglie

by m-dogg January 3, 2005

snarkfest

A Blog term that means feasting on the words or comments within a Blog by others in the Blogosphere

Such as when a news item or story, placed by another to snare another Blogger into smearing the discussed article as fallacious and then attacking the Blogger as a liar

by james e. colby January 16, 2005

Snarkosphere

Any arena in which cattiness, inuendo, and cheap-shots supplant rational discourse. Ranging from bloggers to the broadcast media. Whenever and wherever gossip, speculation, put-downs, and meanness are the main currency.

O'Reilly and Beck were all over Pelosi last night! The Snarkosphere was in overdrive!.

Tiger Woods was in a car wreck at 2AM? I'm surfin' the snarkospshere for the low-down.

The snarksophere is so much more entertaining than the New York Times!

by MissInformation December 1, 2009

Snarkstress

A woman whose snarkiness is so maddeningly sexy, you are compelled to pin her down and a couch and choke her while she cums.

I have the uncontrollabe urge to bend that snarkstress over a couch!!!

by Choir Boy is Dead November 9, 2009

Snarkenfrau

A metropolitan delusional bitch who thinks she has "The Power" because of her imaginary crown.

Common narcissistic actions of a "Snarkenfrau" may be fraud, property destruction, defamation of character, uncontrollable spending, denial of personal accountability, ultra long hair extensions, a 40' X 40' couture clothing closet....... and is generally followed by a population of gay talentless 'wannabe' entrepreneurs.

“I despise this engagement ring---it's yellow, and I'm like, I'm a Snarkenfrau---who does he think he is for giving me this yellow trash for my engagement ring.”

by Gangy_B April 16, 2011