John Summit

The Best DJ Alive

♫♪♪ I get this feeling
I wanna be where you are
I wanna be where you are
I wanna be where you aaaaaaaaaaaaarrreeeeeeeeeeee ♪♪

Tiësto: Did you hear John Summit's new song, "Where You Are?"

Avicii (from Heaven): Yes
DJ Khaled: GOD DID

by PLEASE READ!!!! February 29, 2024

anti-Semite

Someone who is critical of objectively bad Jewish behavior; a person of the utmost moral integrity

Every person of high morality can be referred to as an anti-Semite.

by Objective-Reason Daddy December 17, 2024

John Summit

A famous DJ; a way to refer to a female orgasm when masturbating .

She was DJing the bean till she hit that John Summit

by Zackattack42069 May 12, 2025

Anti-Semite

There is not reason not to hate the Jews. Maybe if they stopped lying all the fucking time they would stop being hated by everyone the interact with since the dawn of recorded history. That's my exact problem with that fucking cripple Noah. And Elon for that matter. It seems like the Assburgers and the Jews have something in common. They lie blatantly. They pay others to lie for them. They obfuscate the truth. They obfuscate WHAT CONSTITUTES "the truth." Their ancestors lied about talking to the creator of the universe. There is NO UPPER LIMIT TO THEIR LIES. And EVEN BEING PUNISHED FOR IT IN THE FORM OF A GENOCIDE... WASN'T ENOUGH TO CONVINCE THEM TO STOP DOING IT!

Hym "And now they are committing a genocide and manufacturing a mental illness (several specific Jews. Sam Sedar. Ben Shapiro. Stephen Banel.) ... Because they think that punishing Jew-Hatred will instill the lesson THEY FAILED TO LEARN. And now the entire American morality revolves entirely around whether or not you are an Anti-Semite."

Jew "Well, we can't know the truth really I mean only God knows. OoOoOoOo Ghefoigal!"

by Hym Iam May 22, 2025

Anti-Semite

Someone who's smart and has significant pattern recognition abilities.

Michael "Aye, did you hear about Jake? He just figured out who controls the banks!"
Goldstein "Yeah he an anti-semite, I gonna ruin his life now" *Rings JP Morgan*
Goldstein on phone: "Aye bawss, wanna ruin dis kids lyfe? Please send me $100,000,000 faw my lawyah!"

by Changranger June 23, 2025

Swine Flu Summit

When large multinationals host regional or worldwide meetings and invite one to two people from each country to come and discuss business in overheated or overcooled rooms, then fly back the next day to their countries to quick disperse the virus.

I'm not feeling too well today - must have been my colleague who coughed on me after she came back from that Swine Flu Summit last week in Malta.

by caland September 25, 2009

Money Tight Semite

A cheap Jewish person

When I worked as a waiter at the synagogue I would have very low tips because it was full of money tight semites who didn't know how to tip right

by EmJayee October 14, 2017