Scruffled

A very specific anal sex position

Sarah scruffled me last night

by AntOrDec October 13, 2023

Scruffled

A very specific anal sex position involving four fingers and various foodstuffs as lubricant

'Turns out Sam likes getting scruffled too'
'What, you mean with the gravy and everything? No way.'

by AntOrDec October 13, 2023

scrumble

argue or quarrel

mike: why are you fighting with susie?
me: i’m not, we’re just in a scrumble

by donkey asks October 17, 2023

scrumblefuck

an affectionate word that relates to calling someone silly; a result of cute aggression and you can't help but want to insult them

or

a genuine insult because that person is so dumb you had to make up a new word to describe how stupid you think they are

"my boyfriend is such a silly little scrumblefuck, i love him so much it's crazy!"

or

"kevin you absolute scrumblefuck, what the hell are you doing you lost cumshot"

by neoticnymph November 25, 2023

Scrambled Eggs

Fellatio, specifically the act of holding the penis in one hand stroking it while sucking on the testicles and flicking them with the tongue.

My girl gave me scrambled eggs as breakfast in bed this morning.

by Trussetyv February 23, 2024

Scrambled

Someone that looks like an egg

William is looks scrambled after his new haircut

by anonymous March 25, 2024

Crumpled Bread Face

The specific look of waking up in the morning to find your face pale, white, very bloated, and with folds and wrinkles all over it thanks to a deep sleep head first in a pillow, as a result, you have the perfect Crumpled Bread Face to start your day!

I've slept so well I'm now rocking a perfect crumpled bread face for the rest of the day!

by Bread Face Millionaire May 11, 2024