scrompf

To squeeze or grasp an object with immense passion

"I'd love to scrompf that chicks tits!"

by Big shitehawk October 11, 2006

scrotal inflation

The art injecting saline solution into the scotum inflating it to the size of a grapefruit

I have no idea why....

that freaky hippy has a scrotal inflation, what a freak

by zippzy May 17, 2006

scrote

-noun- Literally short for scrotum. When a person, usually a male, is so useless and insignificant that they do not deserve the tiny effort it takes to spit out a second offensive syllable; less than a scrotum.

"just say no to crack" was all I could think of as I watched that snivelling scrote crawl the room on his hands and knees looking for a rock....

by CunningLinguist January 5, 2005

scrool

fanfictionspeak.

When you hear or see something squee-worthy and want to scream, yet either embarrassment or immense self-control helps you resist the urge, resulting in a lust-induced drool.

Every time Angel hears Orlando Bloom's name, she promptly scrools.

by oemgeejacksonsforme January 18, 2010

scrolling the ipod

euphemism for female masturbation.
Female version of "choking the chicken" or "waxing your wand."

Dude, you won't believe it! I walked in on Jessica scrolling the iPod!

by ozzymarz August 3, 2009

tote the scrot

to cup ones scrotum with ones hand and walk briskly, typically performed whilst shopping for stuff to adorn said scrot (i.e. tassles, beads or jewels)

Larry: "please ask your mom to assist me as I tote the scrote this afternoon at the dollar general store"

Clark: "why I oughta"

by cornfritter October 26, 2010

scrolling blindness

In programming/computer science, refers to the effect of numerous exceptions being thrown in an application. The list of exceptions, often originating from one bug, makes it difficult to track down and forces programmers to scroll through a log of exceptions. Often the use of a logger will alleviate this problem.

Can also refer to a bloated log file of error messages.

It took twice as long to find the bug because our log file suffered from 'scrolling blindness'

by Nine-Ball November 8, 2007