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Scooter

Introduced into our lives during FOX's nationally-broadcasted game between the Boston Red Sox and the New York Yankees on April 16th, 2004, this unwelcome gift from Satan took the form of an animated baseball of the same name.

"Scooter" was designed for the purpose of teaching those new to the game the finer points of pitching, hitting, and fielding, but ended up coming off as just another hokey "Barney-like" gimmick, inciting viewers across America to change the channel or throw something at their television sets when he appeared on their screens multiple times throughout the game. FOX Sports Broadcasters Joe Buck and Tim McCarver will drop everything in mid-sentence if necessary so as not to interrupt Scooter, while baseball purists around the world collectively bang their heads against a wall.

Often compared to "Poochie" from the "Itchy & Scratchy Show" when analyzing the level of annoyance TV watchers feel whenever his character appears on the screen.

Unidentified sources say that there's currently a $1,000,000 bounty on the head of whichever FOX executive actually thought that "Scooter" was a good idea to unleash upon the unsuspecting general public. Currently, no one has stepped up to claim "Scooter" as their creation (or more appropriately, excretion), though rumor has it that three board members of the FOX Sports Programming Committee have filed for passports since "Scooter's" debut appearance.
"I would have disemboweled Scooter without any hesitation whatsoever, but then I realized that he is only an animated baseball. Therefore, I will just have to settle for swinging a sledgehammer into my television screen and pray that FOX would get the message by now."
by Nicky J April 20, 2004
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scooter crabs

crabs that take a bite outa your nuts then scoots back to your asshole to eat it.
man!! i just about lost my whole left nut to that saber toothed scooter crab.
by yo mamma May 11, 2003
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judy scooter

If u dont shut ur biscuit eater then i will mollywhop ur judy scooter!!!!
by check 25 October 27, 2008
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Scootering

The primest SPORT ever invented.
Cool people ride them.
John- "Did you hear Peter, Dylan and Rigel scooter sexcore."
Tim- "Yeah, scootering must be rad.
by PV!!! March 6, 2009
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scouser

Greatest people in the world from the greatest City in the world.

From the city that is home to England's greatest ever pop group and greatest ever football team. (FACT!)

The only negative about Liverpool is that it's much too close to Manchester.
by Alex Malone December 30, 2003
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Scooter x Core

The new thing all the scene kids are doing. People thought that scooters were uncool and only losers scoot now but it is quite the contrary and now all the cool kids are scootering.
Dude are you going scootering after schoo?
Hell yeah I am are you
You bet your wheelie bar I am!
Nice, thats Scooter X core
by sionofdarkness April 21, 2006
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Scouted

Past events do not reoccur because of the presence of new people. The presence of something new prevents the same thing from happening that happend in the past.
"Last year we got to leave work early after our big meeting. Now that the new girl is here, we can't leave work early after the big meeting. We've been scouted!"

"Damn, you got scouted!"
by A Magillacutty June 25, 2009
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