Schwanztücker

German origin, "Big Cock" also spelled Schwanztuecker.

I seeeenk i vill give ha mein schwanzstücker.

by Mike-O January 21, 2005

schwag

Bad weed with little potency. Usually looks like dirt and has tons of seeds along with an unpleasant smell. White trash, ghetto black people, and Mexicans are usually the ones who smoke and/or sell this garbage.

"Get that nasty schwag outta here. Nobody wants to smoke that stuff."

by Aaron June 28, 2004

schlange

snake

A snake lived in pond.

by Shauna February 28, 2003

Schwing

An expression of immense satisfaction, to be used in the event of exteme good fortune.

Person 1: dude, I just found $100 on the floor.

Person 2: schwing!!

by Dufud December 18, 2009

schwanky

A word similar to "swanky," usually used by those under the influence to describe something only perceived as swanky to the drunk.

"Wow, that limo sure is schwanky!"
"That's a taxi."

by Kroger Brand July 16, 2009

schwag

In Alberta in the early 80's "schwag" meant a fat homely chick.

Man, I better leave this bar, there's nobody here but a bunch of fat schwags!

by bob January 12, 2004

Schwager

A.K.A. an abnormal erection.

May last for upwards of four hours, causes are rooted from male enlargement medications or cheap prositutes.

Finally, the last meaning/synonym is a cheap jew who no one likes in the Franklin County Area.

Dude I totally had a Schwager before I came to your house.

I can't believe you were friends with a Schwager.

Natalie was sucking on a Schwager today.

by Schwagerlovers November 25, 2009