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Schmucking

Sitting and/or laying down while doing absolutely nothing without sleeping. In between chilling and napping. The more you schmuck the less you want to chill and the more you want to nap. To Schmuck.
Brian: Where is Greg?
Eric: Greg is schmucking in the bedroom. He got up showered and ate then started schmucking.
by Eric and Greg August 1, 2008
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schmuck

Schmuck is derogatory yiddish for penis.
You are nothing but a schmuck.
by Smokey May 13, 2005
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Schmuck

by Hannah the Spanner Bean October 10, 2008
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Schmuckabee

Affectionate nickname for a semi-serious Republican contender for the Republican nomination in the presidential election of 2008. Namely, the former governor of Arkansas: Michael Huckabee.

It is a compound word that incorporates the Yiddish term "schmuck," meaning "Penis" or "Jerk" along with the name of the common honeybee.

He is best known for his banana pancakes and his theological views on "Bee Heaven" as depicted by the Christian allegory in the well known "Unicorn Honey Bee Magic" tapestry on view in the Cloisters in New York City.
On conceding defeat in the Republican primaries of 2008, John McCain famous last words were: "Honey, Schmuckabee!"
by Tom B. and Danie B. February 11, 2008
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Schmuck

Discarded foreskin, from performing a circumcision.
With a forceps, the Rabbi carefully removed the schmuck he had just snipped off.
by SierraLeone July 11, 2017
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Schmuck

The Yiddish word for penis. In English it's only used to refer to people as dicks in the pejorative.
My father-in-law is a fucking schmuck.
by RichieAnonymous August 10, 2012
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Schockie

The word schockie is replacement word for shit (i.e.; I just took a giant schockie.)
I just took a giant schockie!
by Kevin Azurite August 23, 2011
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