school

the worst possible place to send your kids during school

Mom: how was your day at school?
Kid: What do you think?
Mom: That good. Huh?

by M M MMMMMMM January 29, 2015

school

Waste of your time

fuck school lol

by Kevin▲ May 30, 2014

school

/sko͞ol/
noun
1. hell on earth
2. more boring than anything.

I'm going to take a gun to school to shoot Danny!

by Smuglife February 5, 2017

school

the boiler room of hell that gives the majority of people who go to it have physical, mental, and emotional pain and suffering. 70% of the fucking shit you learn there you end up forgetting, or it is something you will never need to use in the majority of your life. most of the food there is literally food from hell's trash can, or rotting dog shit. lets face it, school gives everybody who reads this definition pain and suffering until like 16 (bc u dont have to go to college) . i dont even know why I wrote all of this because the definition of school is just mental and emotion suffering

me: *gets beat up at school*
teachers: oh no! anyway *random shit you will never use in your life*

by johny fucking depp March 10, 2021

school

🔥HELL🔥

school ;the place where dreams die
person 1) hey dude where are you going?
person 2) *coughs* hell *coughs*
person 1) ...school?
person 2) ...
person 1) ... same

by kayakthefish September 7, 2016

school

A slaughterhouse built with bricks and iron forged by the fire of hell. It's the shadow of all the darkness where books are visual chainsaws. The strange people dwelling here will pretend to be friends but will soon turn into leeches craving for your blood, tears and hope. This is an infernal machine whose fuel is shattered dreams, bullying and social isolation. At one point, the simple thought of finding a positive side makes your brain turn into an acid ganja pink elephant riding into Willy Wonka's tunnel. But at the end of it ,somehow, it's supposed to be a wonderful experience.

Me: Fuck school.
Teacher: Nice pleonasm.

by Lievrehare April 19, 2018

school

a place to see the firey depths of hell and become satans minion.......

ANNNNNNNNND make enemies and to make friends that you will never see again when you leave school.

Person 1: Ugh, school!

Person 2: I know right, It's fucking hell

by dating5sos April 28, 2015